704-398-3293
704-398-3293 – n. some random numbers. Why don’t you try calling it? -~- Tags: 704-398-3293, noun, number, phone number
View ArticleYou Know You’re Sick When…
You know you’re sick when… – you vomit and the vomit mysteriously spells, “fart.” – you are butt-fucking a goat in the backyard while your mom and the whole neighborhood is watching you, regularly. –...
View Article“You’re So Stupid” Insults
These can also double as “Your mom is so stupid that…” or “I knew a Blonde so stupid that…” – You’re so stupid… …you sent me a fax with a stamp on it! …you thought a quarter back was a refund! …you...
View ArticleBad Pick Up Lines
– Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money for it? – I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you. – My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps...
View Articlemeuva
meuva – n. a phone number on a piece of pink paper (implying its from a slut or a gay man) -~- Tags: meuva, noun, paper, phone number
View ArticleJoke #13021
You know you’re getting old when all the numbers in your little black book belong to doctors. -~- Tags: doctor, old, phone number, telephone
View ArticleQuote #22152
This entry is part 20 of 25 in the series The Retail ReportMan With Moustache: When are you guys going to get more of these bobble heads? Blanker: I don’t know, we get lots of requests for it…...
View ArticleScam Call From Local Exchange
I had some scammer call a number at work during the beginning of May saying how I had won some cruise or whatever and they want to give me tickets to fly anywhere in the US. I kept asking “What?” and...
View ArticleLocal Exchange: An Eruption of Stupidity
Based off the following post: http://squackle.com/22567/screwed-up-chronicles/daves-kingdom/scam-call-from-local-exchange/ – Harry Brown and Mildred Jacklesmith once had a great idea. “Why don’t we...
View ArticleThe Sour Lemon Lady
This entry is part 25 of 25 in the series The Retail ReportA lady came and asked if there was a graduation tassel on hold for her and it was supposed to be at customer service for her. I said I didn’t...
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